Friday, May 20, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Some Day's It's Just Too Damn Easy!




Okay, who is this 89 year old whack-job that is trying to ruin my Mayan calendar of the End?

He has calculated that 7000 years to the day (according to him) from the Great Flood, the world...no the universe, will end is a firey blaze. Tomorrow, May 21st. Sorry, he is one year and 7 months off in his calculations.

I have linked to some articles describing divided families, people who have quit their jobs to drive the country saying good bye to loved ones. One guy standing at the US - Mexico border handing out leaflets (what the hell is a tract??) and unable to consider the answer to the question of, "What will you do when Sunday morning arrives?"

Here is the Wrong Reverand Camping telling you himself...

 


Links for your enjoyment:

Parents and Kids Disagree

A Billion Years Too Soon

Zombie Apocalypse


And because the End won't be fun enough...here is a game that will keep you entertained until Sunday:
Choose your own Apocalypse

For you serious religious types I know this piece will calm you down a bit with some good ol' fashioned theo-logic.




Sure hope I get to play the Monday Minute next week!

5 comments:

Lucy Corrander : Photos said...

All this talk of the end of the world has been bringing you into my mind a lot.

I wasn't sure whether it would be a rolling event - whether Australia would vanish before the UK and the USA would follow as the sun came up. However, I've just learned (on Twitter, where else!) that today is only the BEGINNING of the end - which will eventually arrive on 21st October.

This is a nuisance because lots of people who really did think it was planned for today will have the housework and washing they'd left undone to catch up on.

Lucy

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

There's one of those huge "Judgement Day May 21" signs about a mile from me. I think I'll go by tomorrow and see if it's still there. Some people are crazier than crazy.
xoRobyn

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Who knows? Besides, first there's the Rapture and then seven years of agonizing trials for those left behind. So if we erupt in flames at six today, I want my money back!

Chuck said...

Lucy: Some details to an event like...the rapture, graves tossed open, 5 months of hell on earth. Who can keep it all straight?

Robyn: Take a dated picture of that for sure!

Alex: Don't forget about the 1000 year reign of Christ. So theres that....

The Man-Cave said...

That Venom video...wow. That's one theological nerd. And how the heck does he have this own theme song?! I want my own theme song!

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