Today's Apocalypse Sign: My Andy Rooney-ish Side, Briefly

I read an article today in a magazine, it was by Dr. Alex Mustard (no shit). Does anyone else think to themselves "Dr Mustard, in the Conservatory, with the Candlestick" ?

On the Viagra commercial you are supposed to call a doctor for any erection lasting longer than 4 hours (you wish). But can you really do that if some of the side effects are loss of vision and hearing?


This is how I know kids are not getting any brighter...




I am absolutely sure there is more to come...