Monday, May 9, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Monday Minute


Dang, I've been away from this for a while and everything goes to hell in hand basket. So here we go...


1 - Since so many of you were so willing to wrestle naked with another member of the same sex for a million dollars, let's say we double it to $2,000,000 and put it on PPV for all to see. Still willing?
Are you kidding me!! For $2million this would be no problem, hell,  I'll even do it in mud!

2 - You just found a $100 bill on the ground while walking around your neighborhood. What's your first thought to do with the money? Take it home, give it to my wife and saying lovingly, "Honey since I love you sooo much today, here's a hundred bucks to spend on anything you want." Oh, major points scored!


3 - Mother's Day is coming up has since come and gone. Name one thing you learned from your Mother that you'd like to share.  How to raise 4 kids (mostly alone) and not kill at least two of them.

4 - We all know that Nickelback, Kiss, Creed, Rush, the Foo Fighers and Axl Rose suck ass, name another band that should be added onto this famed list. Okay, I am taking offense to this assumption. I do not think any of these bands suck, let alone suck ass. So you can Rush to Kiss my Axl Rose. Foo Fighters and Nickleback just rock! Go ahead and say otherwise one more time. And I even like the Punch Brothers, so suck it bitches! With that said Janes Addiction is the biggest waste of space in a recording studio...or stage. Totally unlistenable. Period.
 

5 - Have you ever had a zit on your ass?
Since I'm still wound up about the last question why don't you go ahead and check for me!

Yeah, it was a rough day at work...can ya tell?

6 comments:

Marlene said...

You're a riot! I love your answer to #4!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

At least you told him off on number four! Number three was probably a true answer though.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I am really entertained by your answers, Chuck. Oy, that was a hearty laugh. Thank you!
PS I didn't know you raised 4 kids and mostly solo. That is truly impressive.
xoRobyn

Chuck said...

Marlene: Thanks, I was feeling a bit aggressive after work yesterday.

Alex: Apprently I did not read my answer to number 3 through yours and Robyn's eyes. I learned that from my mother, who raised me and my siblings pretty much by herself when my dad died at a young age.

Robyn: I have NOT raised 4 kids by myself but I see now how you got that impression. I learned that from my mother because she had to raise us that way...I just have never had to put that into practice.

Pat Tillett said...

Good answers Chuck!
I agree about the music...

Chuck said...

Pat: Thanks.

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