Today's Apocalypse Sign: I Serve The Greater Good

I have had several inquiries and a couple emails regarding my Monday Minute posting of the sandals with the bottle opener built in. I did not think it would raise this much interest, but since it did, I figure what the hell a public service post from me was in order.

There is no other way to say it...these sandals are comfortable (for all-day wearing & walking), badass, and yeah, they have a bottle opener built into the sole! Freakin' genius I tell ya. Imagine how cool and God-like it is to go to a party where they have non-screw top brew and you are wearin' these babies. This is THE ice breaker of all ice breakers.

Here is the pic and then the site. Many styles for you to check out. Women, there are some for you too! I sport the Reef Fanning Pro Model in leather.

Is this not the coolest thing ever???

Now here's the site...go check it out! Plenty of summer left to impress someone.

http://www.reef-sandals-online.com/reef-fanning.htm

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For Alex at alexjcavanaugh I give you a couple elephant shots I took at the Dallas zoo last month.

This is my badass pose, yo

Yes, I am hiding behind a weed

Woohoo! It's bath day!

My work here is done....

Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Monday Minute, Oh Yeah

I have really been enjoying these. I guess that's why I keep playing. I was actually looking forward to this when I came home from work today...how creepy is that! Anyway here ya go...from the bunker:

What's your real name?

Well Sherlock, if you have been reading this blog you know it, if you haven't then you can know it pretty quick...beyond that I ain't talkin', see.


Have you ever fabricated a story or anything on your blog?
You can do that?? Here I thought the freakin' blog police fact-checked everything!! Well hell, now I can post more often. Thanks for the tip.


When in the car do you listen to the radio/CDs/iPod/etc?
I listen to the high-pitched whine of my fuel pump and wonder, and wonder, if this is the day I get stranded on the LBJ Freeway, it's very adventurous!


Describe the 'sexiest' item of clothing that you own?
Gotta be my sandals with the built in bottle opener on the bottom (see picture below). No better way to pick up chicks at a beach bar! Any man that can open a beer bottle with his feet is a God...


Would you be willing to breastfeed your friend's three year old child?
I am absolutely certain this would get me a cell mate erroneously named "Tiny" and some not-so-gentle inmate lovin'. And if I survived that, a stigma that Babo won't wash off, would keep me from living in your neighborhood. I'll pass.
 
 
Beer Openin' Sandals Sucka: