Thursday, May 19, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Are You My Daddy??

Can somebody tell me why supreme stupidity and "having it all" always seems to go hand in hand? You have Maria Shriver who has always been a stunning women of power, millions many times over from blockbuster movies, a term as Governor of one of the most influential states in the nation, family of four kids... and that's not enough. You have to (and apparently to me it would require an "at gunpoint" scenario) dip your pen in the housekeeper's ink well. Really? The Sperminator??

I cannot imagine what the attraction was to this women (other than the obvious pearl necklace opportunity). Then to top it all off, not using a condom without due regard to the potential "look" of any unplanned offspring.  I have not seen any pictures of the 13 year old love child but the visual in my head is somewhere north of Eric Stoltz in the movie Mask. Disturbing and cruel I call it.

Does no one think that for the last 13 years this kid was getting more and more of the Aaahnold look? The paparazzi must be in a feeding frenzy to get the million dollar lotto win that will be the first pictures of this kid as he is today. Apparently Arnold had the family put up in a $280,000 house just miles from where he lived and dumped tons of cash on the kid.

And I thought I didn't understand Brad leaving Jen for Angelina.

Okay are you ready for the baby result from these two? Here ya go!

Meet Pepe....


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Just imagine him being 13 years old now!

If you would like to date her now, here are the vitals...

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7 comments:

Copyboy said...

It's just so weird to even comment. haha

Powdered Toast Man said...

Everybody needs a lil lovin' now and then.

Lucy Corrander : Photos said...

Oh, Chuck. This is the first I have read of this - but do be careful of the feelings the boy may have about his parents and his self-image and . . . . ? ? ? ? No?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

That's a crapload of extra baggage in every sense of "baggage." I like this mini-rant, Chuck, especially the term "sperminator." He is utterly disgusting and should be terminated.

xoRobyn

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I don't get it either! And I hadn't seen a photo of the woman yet. He cheated on his wife for that? I wouldn't care if the woman was hot, rich, and my life would be perfect afterwards. I love my wife, I married her, end of story!

PBJdreamer said...

you described this outrageous behavior perfectly

I feel bad for the kid

The parents make me sick


that is all

Chuck said...

Copyboy: Some people just have bigger and stupider skeletons in their closet!

PTM: I am not sure how many beers it required for that action!

Lucy: No babies were harmed in making that composite image courtesy of makemebabies.com!

Robyn: I cannot claim that term as my own, I read it on a news site and it made me laugh.

Alex: I am with you a 100% on that. Arnold may need glasses.

PBJ: Well said. The word entitlement seems to be going around a lot lately. And not in a good way.

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