Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Late Monday Minute

Once again we roll out my "start of the week"  mental state in the form of the Monday Minute. It was a weird day today.


(1) Have you ever played Angry Birds?


I watched my cousin's young daughter play this on an iPad last month. It looks like a therapy game for mental patients. (Ya know, keeps em busy - has no point) Could have something to do with the fact I have no idea how it's played and she could not intelligently explain it to me. So I guess that is a "have not".
(2) What kind of computer do you own?

I knew someone would sneak in this little innocent question sooner or later just to try and get critical information to use against me! For that I answer, "I know what I am but what are you?"
(3) What kind of toothpaste do you use?

Ya know, like paste...for teeth. I still use the stuff I ate in kindergarten, doesn't everyone? Keeps 'em white and fills the gaps nicely.
(4) Are you a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper?

Wow, now with the weight questions! I suspect, though not positive, I am the same weight sleeping as when I am walking around. All I know for sure is I don't float above the mattress.
(5) How often do you do laundry?

Seriously? When I run out of clothes to wear, duh! Did an alien come up with these questions??? I am just like every other normal person.

You've been a beautiful audience, have a nice evening!