Today's Apocalypse Sign: Oops I Did It Again....Monday Minute

Okay time for this weeks Monday Minute romp of insanity! I really hope I am playing this game right. Oh, what the hell, here goes:

(1) Do you think Lady Gaga is Gaga or just plain KaKa?


Right now I think she is a rich bitch (can I say that without envy?). And I have to admit I have a couple of her songs stuck in my head from time to time. My follower blogger Meghan at Black berries to Apples is Gaga for Gaga and probably enticed me to listen to her with her sweet writing. Check her out.
(2) If you had to write these questions every week, what questions would YOU write the participants?

Can't divulge that. Soon I will write my own questions and shock the Monday Minute to its core. Too much? Look! A monkey!

 (3) What animal/ insect has always scared the heck out of you?

Snuffleupagus. Saying nothing else.

(4) Do you wash your hands after you use the restroom every time? Be honest!

Here's the deal...how do you open the door with freshly cleaned hands and keep them freshly cleaned?? (Doors with knobs of course.) I just throw on some latex gloves and feel invincible in the restroom! (Although sometimes that powder is hard to get off the crotch of dark pants) Peel and toss when you are a safe distance away! Genius.

(5) Do you buy brand named purses or replicas?

I object to this question as it is sexist and clearly meant to question my European man-purse. I shall not be toyed with.