As luck would have it I found an English speaking lacky on the freighter and explained what happened. He curiously stated, "we get that a lot". I think. Making me wonder if this was not some twisted prank by the resort for a ":noobie". No Matter. I am headed back to Roatan under an official flag.
I have received word from the island that a great welcome party is to be held in my honor tonight. This is as it should be. I have triumphed over great odds and drank a fair amount of rum to get back to my cabana by the sea. And they are even serving Cheeseburgers...in Paradise!! Jimmy Buffet wrote that song based on an experience he had in Roatan years ago. It is only fitting then.
I will be on land again in mere hours so I must rest for my grand reunion with my group...oh, and my wife.
'night
C
8 comments:
Can't go wrong with cheeseburgers in paradise!
Nick: The first cheeseburger Buffet ate here was actually horse meat...he told the cook he need to change that and he would have a hit on his hands.
Okay, I have to also travel to the island of Roatan!
What kind of cheeseburger? Homemade? Mcdonalds? Eddie Murphy House Burger?
They get that a lot? Sounds like a conspiracy.
Leovi: Ok but I must warn you, you have to be prepared to get naked!
PTM: As stated above, started out horse then became beef at Buffet's suggestion. Ees homade, si?
Alex: That strike you odd too, huh?
So this was a hazing, eh?
Nancy: No silly...it was weird Chuck-style flash fiction...or something like that.
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