I have at least found out the pirates have taken me off Roatan to the neighboring island of Utila. Here they have hidden me among the white slave traders and forced me to be a servant. Curiously I believe my wife has not noticed my absence. I am well fed and the shakes have stopped but I am without passport or camera. I am sure my swimming skills lack the stamina to swim the distance to Roatan should I even escape. Calling on Hunter Thompson's experience in Curse of Lono, I am going to try an pass myself off as a reincarnation of an island God. Providing of course I can find out about one or if they even have one!
My case of rum is about gone, having to use it to bargain heavily to stay off of outhouse duty...funny when you say it fast!! Ha. I have thrown an empty in the ocean to try and signal help...current goes the other way. Bastards. Maybe someone in Costa Rico will save me.
Care and wishes
C
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You could get saved or just order another case of rum. LOL
Maybe you can enjoy your rum and still do outhouse duty. If you are drunk maybe it won't be so bad.
Let's hope you can stay off outhouse duty as long as possible!
Hope you make a convincing god.
Bummer your wife hasn't noticed that you are missing...
HA! I think someone has spiked your rum with a little peyote...
I wish I was there! Not for the peyote, but just for the tropical islandness of the place (yes, I just invented that word).
Manzanita: Always the creative thinker...thanks!
PTM: Look at you turning lemons into lemonade! What a pal.
Johanna: I am off for good! If I need an attorney I am calling you and Melissa to represent me.
Alex: I think I could pull it off although color may be an issue. She is a very focused diver.
PAt: Yes, yes...that is it! I knew you could help figure it out. Thank god you are back. And I say it is your word... spread it!
Sounds like you need a vacation from your vacation!
Nancy: Truer words never spoken.
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