The first two and the last one are 100% true. If anyone says otherwise, they're lying. I always joke with people who live by chemical/toxic plants by asking them what super ability do they have.
I love these! I think my favorite one is the one about the clothes though. Percentage of female body covered by clothing. That is hilarious. PURE GENIUS. I love reading your blog!
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So true with the baseball game.
And you forgot my favorite with the Christmas card - read and throw away.
The first two and the last one are 100% true. If anyone says otherwise, they're lying. I always joke with people who live by chemical/toxic plants by asking them what super ability do they have.
I go to a lot of baseball games and that one is so dam true!
I admit it, I'm looking for gift certificates in those cards...
Alex: That is how you judge the quality of the card...by how fast it gets to the trash can!
Geof: I ask the same thing of people who live under high-power lines...reminders me of Neighbors, great movie.
Pat: From family you always think there could be a little something but usually not.
I love these! I think my favorite one is the one about the clothes though. Percentage of female body covered by clothing. That is hilarious. PURE GENIUS. I love reading your blog!
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