Thursday, December 9, 2010

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Oh Yeah, It's Real!

There is no intro needed. Here is the completed dog-sitter list of instructions and info for our vacation dog-sitter that my wife put together today. Enjoy!

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Caesar Farch


5yrs old

Birthday Oct 1, 2005



Owners: Chuck & Brandi Farch

Address: 12215 LBJ Freeway

Garland, TX 75041

Brandi Cell: 214-435-3194

Chuck Cell: 214-876-6652



MaryAnn: 214-878-2391  Emergency Contact (Local)



Veterinarian: Town East Galloway

2860 N Galloway Ave.

Mesquite, TX 75150

972-613-9871

Hours: Mon-Fri: 8am-6pm

Sat: 8am-12pm

Sun: Closed



Emergency after hours: 972-226-3377



Pet Record:

Service Good until

Dapp/duramuneAdult Vaccination Apr 4, 2011

Leptovax Vaccination Apr 6, 2011

Bordetella Booster Apr 19, 2011

Heartworm/Erhlichia/Lymes Test Jun 16, 2012

Rabies Canine 1 Year Booster Jun 16, 2013



Caesar’s Potty, Food & Snacks

Food, Snacks & Vitamins: Provided

(HE LOVES SLEEPING IN THE BED WITH YOU)



· Needs to go potty 1st thing in the morning when you get up.



· After his AM potty he gets a vitamin and a doggy snack.



· He is used to going out around 12pm if possible for peepee and poopoo and gets a doggy snack after



· He is used to going out around 5pm before dinner poop (no doggy snack)



· 5:30pm Dinner (1 baggy dry food mixed with 2 table spoons of wet – warm wet food up with hot water



· 7:30pm Poop and Pee – doggy snack after



· Before bed peepee used to around 9:30 or 10pm doggy snack after



Caesar’s habits



· Loves to play tug of war



· Gets excited while walking outside – may try to attack his lease – you have to be firm with him and maybe even swat him on the butt



· Most of the time he needs his butt wiped after he poops (not a very good pincher)



· Snores – sometimes it’s loud but just give him a nudge and say stop snoring until he stops



· Gassy (it’s a Boston trait)



· Loves to be rubbed on the belly



· Nicknames – Booboo – Teeter – Monkey – Sneezer



· Gets excited when playing but he is not mean - PROMISE


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Cornelia Farch

6 months old

Birthday June 26, 2010



Owners: Chuck & Brandi Farch

Address: 12215 LBJ Freeway

Garland, TX 75041

Brandi Cell: 214-435-3194

Chuck Cell: 214-876-6652



MaryAnn: 214-878-2391 Emergency contact (local)



Veterinarian: Town East Galloway

2860 N Galloway Ave.

Mesquite, TX 75150

972-613-9871



Hours: Mon-Fri: 8am-6pm

Sat: 8am-12pm

Sun: Closed



Emergency after hours: 972-226-3377



Pet Record:

Service Good until

Bordetella Booster Apr 19, 2011

Dhlp/Parvo/Corona Annual Oct 19, 2011

Rabies Canine 1 Year Booster Oct 19, 2011





Cornelia’s Potty, Food & Snacks

Food, Snacks & Vitamins: Provided

(SHE LOVES SLEEPING IN THE BED WITH YOU)



· Needs to go potty 1st thing in the morning when you get up.



· After her AM potty she gets a vitamin and breakfast. (1 baggy dry food mixed with 2 table spoons of wet – warm wet food up with hot water.



· Within 2 hours of eating she needs to go potty and gets a doggy snack after.



· She is used to being crated during the day.



· She is used to going out around 12pm if possible for peepee and poopoo and gets a doggy snack after



· She is used to going out around 5pm before dinner poop (no doggy snack)



· 5:30pm Dinner (1 baggy dry food mixed with 2 table spoons of wet – warm wet food up with hot water



· 7:30pm Poop and Pee – doggy snack after



· Before bed peepee 9:30 or 10pm doggy snack after





Cornelia’s habits



· Loves to be rubbed on the belly



· Loves kisses



· Loves her sweater – but not at night



· You have to keep an eye on her – she is about 95% potty trained but she is still a puppy



· She is just now beginning to snore – it’s not very loud



· Gassy as most Boston’s are



· Loves to just be held and cuddled



· Please do not call her Corn-Dog, Corny – either Baby Girl or Cornelia (Mommy request)

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Can you think of anything she might have missed???

7 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Okay, you guys don't have kids yet, do you?

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

LMAO - that is too cute. I have never heard of anyone wiping their dogs butts for them. That is funny. She really loves her pets! Good for her!

We just have one dog for now - his name is Buster and he likes to play dead when someone points their finger at him and shouts bang. He also likes to play ball.

Hope you have a nice vacation. :)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

It looks like the list I was given when I voluntarily took care of a friend's cat while she was away. I'll never do that again.
I hope your dog-sitter is earning good money for this. xo

Copyboy said...

You are a rare breed of pet owners. I commend you for that. :)

Chuck said...

Alex: As I mentioned in my sordid post of doggie drawings and contests, my wife and I can't have kids so this is the next best lunacy!

Kimber: And I edited out another page of stuff!

Robyn: Nope, they are doing it for free! At least when we leave...

CB: Harm my dog, I take a finger. That's my motto. We love our dogs. I still owe you a picture to process for me...

Pat Tillett said...

Wow! I don't even know that much about my own kids! You are quite a pet owner my friend. They really do become part of the family!
that was hilarious...

Chuck said...

Pat: My wife is fanatical and over-protective to a fault about our dogs. I support that as they are our family.

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