T-7 days
A couple great things about today (most of it sucked but these were good):
1) Only one more week of work before the big 'ol jet airliner vacay to far off lands (Ohio).
2) The dog-sitters and dogs were introduced...and we are good to go! They may even be crazy enough to attempt my wife's list of care and feeding.
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Now we are down to the final days of vacation preparation. This includes:
1) Washing and grooming the dogs with last minute instructions (to the dogs) as to behavior expected.
2) Beginning the rough draft of what to pack (dry run to be done on Sunday)
3) Buy gift and wrap for office Christmas gift exchange Friday
4) Wife and I buy gifts for Chinese Chrismas party at friends Saturday night (always a hoot)
5) Take tables and chairs to friends in preparatin for Chinese Christmas party (always sucks)
6) Return with same tables and chairs on Sunday morning (really super sucks)
7) Launder as necessary the items we decide to take
8) Check that all photo and video units and accessories are ready to go
9) Watch Weather Channel endlessly to spot any need for last minute clothing adjustments
10) Monitor all food in the fridge so that anything that will spoil in a week will be gone by noon next Wednesday
11) What to wear in preparation of the full body scan at the airport (would writing FUCK YOU above my crotch in reflective paint get me in trouble?) Would that even do anything? I would like to think it would.
Then it's vacation time!
You've vacationed...what am I leaving off my list (cuz ya know that is what drives us crazy!)
Merry Christmas1
6 comments:
Hmm... maybe you should just paint that message on your shirt so they're sure to get the message.
I think if they end up patting you down at the airport you should moan and carry on like they are sexually pleasuring you. Embarrass the heck out of them!
Have a great vacation!
Then nothing will can go wrong.
Lucy
I need a vacation after reading your list!
Please do #11. I want to see the after-post. xo
TS: I was thinking of the subtle approach so it would be just between me and the guys looking at the screen...then I would just nod so they knew it was for them. I don't think that is a terrorist act, do you?
Kimber: Ya know, I thought about going that way but that morphed into putting one of those squirting clown flowers in my pants and after a few seconds just squeezing the bulb so my pants would be all wet. How about them apples!
Lucy: Oh yes, something is surely going to go wrong. The excitement is not knowing exactly what that will be!
Alex: I know there is more I just don't know what or when it will be.
Robin: Are you encouraging me to start Project Mayhem?? Thank you for presenting the opportunity to make a Fight Club reference!
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