Monday, July 12, 2010

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Writing For Profit 101

How NOT to choose your writing subject:


World's Shortest Books:


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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE ......

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

by Ted Kennedy

BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

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with introduction

by the

Rev. Jesse Jackson

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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

by Nancy Pelosi

2 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

Pretty darn funny! hey you know Ted Kennedy has a world record don't you? Yup, he holds the record for the fastest time getting a dead woman dressed while underwater...yeehawww....

Powdered Toast Man said...

my favorites are the Ellen and Rosie book and the Mike Tyson one...lol

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