Monday, July 26, 2010

Today's Apocalypse Sign: One More Round Of The Monday Minute

Rock and roll for another Monday Night!





1. Who is your "what-if" person?
Not sure I really understand the question, wait, "what if, I don't understand the question?" Pretty deep, huh? Okay, (deep breath)...what if I hadn't turned my head to say something to the girl I was seeing at the time while I was driving only to look back just in time to slam into a coyote at 80 mph as it tried to cross the road, ruining the front end of my brand new Miata with only 4000 miles on it.

That "what if" bitch.

2. What is your nickname?
Sometimes it's Genius (like, "Hey, Genius") but mostly just Asshole (as in, "You Asshole!").

3. If you could choose how you died, how would you like to die?
It would be last...when the earth swallows itself. Hey, 2012 is right around the corner. Still wanna be last!

4. If you could have named yourself, which name would you have picked?
Grand O. Gasm

5. Who were you named after or for what reason did your parents choose your name?
Come on it was the fifties...Charles was the "in" name...look it up! Besides, it means King so bow down before the one you serve...yeah they could have named me Trent Resnor, right?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone I once knew admitted to me that he had changed his name by Deed Poll - his name was John Barrington. Obviously I asked what it had been before - he replied sheepishly "John Badcock" upon hearing this my father looked astonished and asked "Why didn't you change it to John Alcock?"

Chuck said...

WVW: Total pain in the ass...I didn't like that question anyway.

Madame: I think I would like your father, or at least the way he thinks.

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