I have really been enjoying these. I guess that's why I keep playing. I was actually looking forward to this when I came home from work today...how creepy is that! Anyway here ya go...from the bunker:
What's your real name?
Well Sherlock, if you have been reading this blog you know it, if you haven't then you can know it pretty quick...beyond that I ain't talkin', see.
Have you ever fabricated a story or anything on your blog?
You can do that?? Here I thought the freakin' blog police fact-checked everything!! Well hell, now I can post more often. Thanks for the tip.
When in the car do you listen to the radio/CDs/iPod/etc?
I listen to the high-pitched whine of my fuel pump and wonder, and wonder, if this is the day I get stranded on the LBJ Freeway, it's very adventurous!
Describe the 'sexiest' item of clothing that you own?
Gotta be my sandals with the built in bottle opener on the bottom (see picture below). No better way to pick up chicks at a beach bar! Any man that can open a beer bottle with his feet is a God...
Would you be willing to breastfeed your friend's three year old child?
I am absolutely certain this would get me a cell mate erroneously named "Tiny" and some not-so-gentle inmate lovin'. And if I survived that, a stigma that Babo won't wash off, would keep me from living in your neighborhood. I'll pass.
Beer Openin' Sandals Sucka:
10 comments:
See your answer to the last questions totally kicks all the mommy bloggers asses.
Awesome Idea. I linked you up on my post.
That first question I believe was designed for you. lol
Those babe-magnet sandals are now going to be topping every mans must have list!
Those are the coolest sandals ever. I've seen hats with bottle openers but never sandals. How do I get a pair?
I need me a pair of those sandels! Where ever did you find them? (If a guy who can open a beer with his feet is a god, what would a woman who can do the same thing be?)
A can opener in the sole of your sandels. It was worth reading this just to find out that that existed! Thanks Chuck! I want some...
CB: Yes it does. I thought my answer most creative and strikingly to the point.
WVW: I am not sure which of my many brilliant ideas is "awesome" but thanks for the link up!
TS: Once that answered flowed, the rest of the Monday Minute just flew off my keyboard...I had no control. Just like Eddie Money!
Madame: I am nothing if not here to serve mankind's greater moral decay!
PTM: They are the coolest ever, even if you can't talk to women very good, these are sure ice-breakers!
Baygirl: Obvs, a Goddess! Go here and get 'em:http://reef-sandals-online.com/reef-fanning.htm
Pat: They are $45.95 on the site I posted above for baygirl. My wife works in a dive shop (where she got me mine) and I may just be able to hook you up with a below market deal...sort of a "first follower of my blog" kind of deal. She is going to check, let me know a size if you are serious. And here is a special sandal link for you 'cause I know you'll appreciate it: http://reef-sandals-online.com/reef-stash.htm
Thanks for the ass kickin' assistance offer, he should be somewhere near Siberia about now.
Awwww man had we known about the sandals with built in can opener we could have passed on the always classy and from the heart 64 oz. insulated "Bubba Mug" WITH built in can opener that was gifted here for Fathers Day !!!!
Lady: Those sandals come in womens styles too! My wife has a pair.
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