It is all about a Google search for the Apocalypse. I did this search trying to see if this page was anywhere on the millions of results but little did I know that I would find this mixed bag of results.
You can peruse the sites at your leisure but allow me to add a touch of commentary. In the interest of full disclosure (which I don't often do) I have not visited all these sites. But the titles alone gave me literary license.
Here we go:
The Apocalypse Suicide Page - HealthyPlace
Jan 12, 2010 ... Help for people who are planning suicide and those trying to help a suicidal person to live. If you're planning your own death, ...
This site just simply cracked me up. I guess help for people planning suicide could cut both ways (help to or help them not to). This result made me immediately think of the great movie Heathers. "Teenage Suicide, Don't Do It" by Big Fun.
I have always thought that where the description of sites was cutoff on a search result was so important. This one sounds like it is about to give you a checklist of what to do to prepare for a suicide. How they got the Apocalypse Suicide out of this I will never know.
Apocalypse Forthcoming: The Breaking Up of Brangelina - Brad PItt ...
Jan 24, 2010 ... OH GOOD GOD THIS CAN'T. WAIT. UNTIL. TOMORROW. HUG LOVED ONES. DON'T STAND NEAR ANY WINDOWS. SHELTER YOUR THIRD-WORLD CHILDREN.gawker.com/.../apocalypse-forthcoming-the-breaking-up-of-brangelina -
Could there possibly be a better sign of the Apocalypse than this. Do we care that much about Brangelina?
Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The ...
Studies have shown that these games, are quite effective ar teaching our kids skills that they'll need after the apocalypse. Like finding shotgun ammo, ...www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games - Cached - Similar -
Violent video games teaching our kids how to survive the apocalypse? How about teaching them to use what they find to survive? How to purify water, what plants you can eat, how to cook a rabbit...shit like that.
Vlogging The Apocalypse
Vlogging The Apocalypse is a alternative online social networking site that also provides a free video and photo hosting service allowing users to view, ...vloggingtheapocalypse.com/ - Cached -
Just one question...who the hell is going to be around to take the video and what are they going to broadcast it on??? The chimps from 2001 Space Odyssey?
Making Light: Tips for an apocalypse
Guy, you sound just like a New Yorker: "You call this an apocalypse? This is nothing. Let me tell you about the one a couple weeks ago ..." ...nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006539.html - Cached - Similar -
You just knew that a New Yorker would say some shit like that. " Hey, that all you got?" The tips sound interesting but I have not checked them out yet. Help yourself.
The 7 Hamburgers of the Apocalypse
Jul 21, 2008 ... Hamburgers, next to apple pie and statins they're the ambassadors of American cuisine--for better or for worse--and these harbingers of ...www.diet-blog.com/.../the_7_hamburgers_of_the_apocalypse.php - Cached - Similar -
I feel this site has some weird Popeye episode reference and that in itself is a sign of the Apocalypse. Wimpy must be counting down the days until he doesn't have to pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. This site name makes me laugh.
LiveMetallica.com Download Metallica July 21, 2009, Free MP3 ...
Jul 21, 2009 ... Download Metallica July 21, 2009, Free MP3 Download: My Apocalypse Intro, Copenhagen, DEN MP3 FLAC.www.livemetallica.com/.../Metallica-mp3-flac-download-7-21-2009-Free-MP3-Download--My-Apocalypse-Intro-Copenhagen-DEN.html - Cached -
Okay, I threw in the Metallica site here just to get a dose of reality. I am def going to check this one out.
What to wear to the Apocalypse - SFGate
This much we know for sure: The End Times are going to look extremely cool. Have you noticed? Have you seen the previews, the TV shows, the films, ...articles.sfgate.com/2010.../17827919_1_app-store-apocalypse-leather - Cached -
WTF??? Don't you just go naked having sex? How else do you face an Apocalypse? DKNY, get ready for a rush of that little black Apocalypse dress.
YouTube - Apocalypse Now - The Ride Of The Valkyries
One of the best scenes from cinema. The helicopter attack in the beach against the vietcongs while The Ride Of The Valkyries is played.I never said this, ...www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek - Cached - Similar -
Here ya go, enjoy:
The Zombie Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised -- It Will Be Tweeted ...
Jan 11, 2010 ... If you're anything like us, you've gone over your first moves during the initial days of a zombie outbreak in your head: scavenging for ...
Shit, and I had my Zombie makeup ready and everything! Tweeting seems a little gay for a Zombie Apocalypse.
Apocalypse Cow Recording Studio Chicago Area - Apocalypse Cow ...
Apocalyspe Cow Productions Recording studio Chicago area. Because not all music is the same, a recording studio that's different.www.callthecow.com/ - Cached - Similar -
Another site that just cracked me for the shear name of it! No not all music is the same...what would be the point?
GoatRiders of the Apocalypse
Goatriders of the Apocalypse · GROTA · Reader Blogs · Series Previews · Game Recaps · Photoshops · CBA. Syndicate. Syndicate content. User login ...www.goatriders.org/ - Cached - Similar -
This could be my most favorite site name ever! Even the GROTA is a cool name. I will not log on to this site and let its reality spoil my vision...I just won't.
Apocalypse Paintball
Field near Madison complete with trenches, towers, forts, a full size corral, village, and a lighted hyperball field. Spectator area surrounded by netting ...www.apocalypsepaintball.com/ - Cached - Similar -
This sounds like a good time. Maybe combining it with a couple other sites above like the GROTA (you knew I would use THAT one soon) and the Metallica, maybe. No matter, I like the name and the image it conjures up.
Act now to avoid the Apple tablet apocalypse Windows - InfoWorld
Jan 26, 2010 ... We saw the damage the iPhone caused as the ill-fitting consumer technology invaded the corporate space. This time, IT needs to strike first.
This video says it all about the iPad...
The 6 Best 2012 Apocalypse Theories (Are All Bullshit) Cracked.com
He couldn't even decide what the end of his timeline signified, claiming everything from the apocalypse to alien invasion to time travel. ...www.cracked.com › Science - Cached -
Finally, this little gem that allows you to pick a multiple choice answer as to how you think the Apocalypse and 2012 will turn out. From a personal survival standpoint, I'm partial to the time travel scenario.
As long as I'm not on the ride with the Sleep Talking man...
May the force be with you...
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