Okay, I have now seen everything (at least on a religious note, at least for this month)...Fight Church!
First rule of Fight Church...spread the word about Fight Church? I dunno, I guess that's it.
What is Fight Church? Obvs, it's Jesus on MMA. It's the Rumble in The Vestibule. It's the Pounding on the Pulpit. It's the Choke-Out in The Confessional. "Let me kick the shit outta you and then we'll pray. "
And you thought the Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goalposts Of Life) song was sacreligious.
Once you check out the two links above you will know all you need to about this sign of the Apocalypse. The way to see God is to get your brains beat out in a cage match. Tell your family and friends.
I saw this on the news in action and let me tell you...it is some furious shit. It is real MMA fighting for the Lord. With a preacher egging them on with chants of, " hit 'em in the head!"
They claim they are leading the youth to a better life than thuggery...WTF!!! "Come take your aggression out in church in the name of Jesus rather than purse-snatching, burglary, and car-jacking." Wow
I am now convinced you can take any activity and convert it either to a full-on religion or to something with a religious tone. This would either be for the tax breaks or to "smooth" the rough edges of what ever the activity might be.
Now you knew this was coming so let's get to it...
Tell me YOUR fantasy activity coupled with religion. Be creative.
Mine is...Porn Preachers!
"Crying out for Jesus while reaching for heaven...Safe Sex in the Sanctuary. Keep your kids off the streets and experimenting on their own. Join us for worship on your way to the pearl(y) necklace. Ride like Jesus on the back of an ass."
Non-denominational, gay, lesbian, straight...all welcome at our Church.
Refreshments served after each service.
There is my blasphemy for the day...
ALERT! ALERT!
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Jesus, this fucker's a church unto himself!
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