Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Another iPod Beginning To My Week


I know it's not the latest and greatest version of the iPod but hey...it was free and holds 8 gig of music and sounds great. Good enough for me.

Since today felt like a Monday after this holiday weekend, I decided in a rather kingly fashion, that I would begin each week with an iPod listen when I got home from work. I figure this accomplishes a couple of things: 1) fairly easy and entertaining post and 2) I get to start my week rocking in random fashion.

So for now iPod Monday is born from the ashes of rock 'n roll and presented here for your listening pleasure. If you pick up a new or forgotten artist to enjoy all the better.

Tonight's five random iPod listens were as follows:

1. AC/DC - Squealer (Bon Scott version) (a lesser played track and a little racy, so ladies be warned or curious) RIP Bon



2. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Kind Of Man (Ronnie Van Zandt version) (one of my favs back in high school) RIP Ronnie



3. Van Halen - The Cradle Will Rock (Diamond Dave frontin') (I wore a rut in this song when the album came out)Eddie Van Halen showing his chops!!



4. AC/DC - High Voltage (Live) (double dose of the electrically ambiguous band!!) the sync between sound and video is a little lacking but I had to find a Bon Scott live version!




5. Candlebox - Far Behind (This could be the first CD on which I loved every song)

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sgn: Memorial Day Weekend Graphs!

Hope you all are having a great Memorial Day Weekend. Here is a little entertainment to help you work off those excess calories from cooking out and drinking beer (you knew you were going to have to pay for that somehow, right?) Since laughter is a calorie burning mechanism, I suspect you can mark off one Bud Light after reading these.

You may want to read them twice...

Enjoy!
funny graphs - Looks Good to Me

funny graphs - The Data Sutra

funny graphs - This Water Tastes Funny...

funny graphs - Not Sure If I Should Try to Console or Run

funny graphs - So You're Playing Diablo III

Bonus Holiday Weekend Extra!!!

funny graphs - Middle Ages

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Award Thanks And Bestowal

A few days ago (alright it was last week) my A-Z buddy Nick Wilford was really more than kind to bestow on me the following award:



 I am not sure if I am very creative but I accept all awards that begin with the letter K therefore I must accept and comply. I have answered the 10 questions of Hercules (God, I realized I missed the Monday Minute more than I thought) and while some have answered these with much thought and reverence...you can pretty much tell that did not factor in for me. Then I gave up 10 random things that were safe to divulge to the interwebz. And finally passed this award on to 7 much more deserving folks. I guess I used up my three wishes so all you genies stay put in your bottle!

Thanks Nick for the fun that was the A-Z and for this nice award. Sorry it took so long to get this post up! Any of you who have not stopped by Nick's blog, please give him a visit...I think he's a pretty smart guy and knows a few things about writing.

What is your favorite song?
 This varies constantly, but today it's Webb Wilder's Tough It Out. It rocks and makes a strong statement...two good motivators. Crank it!

What is your favorite dessert? Mojave? No wait, you were looking for food right? Okay, a quality cheesecake.

What ticks you off? Doesn't Off keeps ticks away?? Yeah that's it...oh and stupid people.

When you're upset what do you do? I think Sublime said it best in their Two Joints song :) Just kidding...now I take Pepto Bismol.

Which is/was your favorite pet? My two wacko BT's...Caesar and Cornelia...except today Cornelia wins out since Caesar decided to pee on the carpet for no reason!

Which do you prefer to wear, black or white? In this age of political correctness I actually prefer both...sometimes Oreo and sometimes reverse Oreo.

What is your biggest fear? Not aging like a fine wine but rather like an old melon.

What is your attitude mostly? Superior...with a hint of humble. Just the right amount.

What is perfection? A 3000 score on Hundred Pin bowling on the Wii. Yes, I did it.

What is your guilty pleasure? Coming home early from work just coz I want to.

Ten Random Things
1. I took sax and piano lessons as a kid...can't play either one today!

2. My first drunk was as a sophomore/junior in high school...On Boones Farm Strawberry Hill!!

3. I shared a trailer home with 3 buddies back in the late 70's...when we moved out it was destroyed.

4. I bought a monkey's foot at a voodoo shop on Bourbon St.

5. I have played golf at the base of Mt Shasta in California...not well, but I played.

6. I owned a Pinto wagon...it was sweet!

7. A congenital defect in my right knee kept me out of Phys-ed and all school sports after 8th grade. On the bright side I was a member of the chess team!

8. When I was a baby my mother found a black snake curled up in my bassinet. (My dad being a camp director caused us to spend every summer at camp from the time I was born).

9. When the first year Mazda Miatas came out I bought one and it was the most fun car ever. I felt like James Bond driving it. Always parked inside. Never driven in the rain. And when I sold it 17 years later it still had less than 60,000 miles on it.

10. While in Mexico 4 years ago I bought a bottle of absinthe. I have yet to open it. Anyone want to join me in seeing the green fairies?


The seven charmed ones...

Nancy Thompson (my AIC partner in crime)
Sue H. (your stories are the best!)
Sarah (unbelievably unabashed and real)
Cowgirl (just coz she'll hate it!)
Milo (I have two of your works on my Kindle to read)
Crack You Whip (always entertaining and visual)
Chiz (somehow his LSD oozed into my blog so I had to)  

Now get to work and share the dirt!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Monday Is Funday!

I think this just sprang out of my head after a long day at the grist mill (euphanism). I came home to relax for a bit while the dogs fought a caged-match in the middle of the living room. Now that we have rearranged furniture this makes it much easier for them to accomplish. Anyway, since the friggin Dish box died a horrible and quick hard drive death yesteday, I can't watch my new TV again until Wednesday. What the hell is THAT all about!! I had no such karma-type appointment scheduled...

Sooo...I sat down and flipped on the iPod. Here are the five songs I just absorbed...randomly played from God knows how many on this thing:

1. Chicago - Does Anyone Really Know What Time It Is (back to my early youth)


2. Led Zeppelin - No Quarter (one of the grestest songs EVER)


3. Volbeat - Guitar Gangsters and Cadillac Blood (one of my favorite Volbeat songs)


4. The Who - 5:15 (could be my favorite song from Quadrophenia)


5. Lady Gaga - Poker Face (I have no explaination)



I say, I was ready for the evening after all my brain cells were opened at once! There is still no denying the greatness of Page and Townsend.

I may try this more often after work!

How was your Monday?

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Mid-May Weekend Graphs

Today I present to you 5 things that will make you go, "Hmmm".

I am nothing if not a public servant...

Enjoy!


funny graphs - Know Your Syrups


funny graphs - Daft Graph

funny graphs - So, You Believe in Marriage According to the Bible?

funny graphs - 15 Ridiculous Law

funny graphs - Skin Tone vs Time

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Where The Hell Am I???


This is what I've felt like the last couple of weeks...except no marshmellows! That would have been sweet!! Human smores...

Anyway, I had to take a minute and let everyone know I was still alive. I missed Alex's blogfest which is still bummin' me out. Sorry dude. I have been working like an indentured servant. And I'm still getting used to my dentures...but I don't think that's what that means.

My wife and I had new living furniture delivered (finally) which was a real pain for those poor suckers who had to man-handle two couch units with recliners at each end up a very tight stairway. Plus tables, lamps, and coffee table. Then I had to have the Geek Squad come out and install the new 51" plasma 3-D TV that came FREE with the furniture purchase (Rooms To Go!) They did all the electronics and mounted that bad boy on the wall. Very Badass!! Our very first real living room after 11 years of marriage!

Then I decided I needed a friggin' 3-D movie to test out the blu-ray 3-D player and the TV. My wife and I decided on Avatar. Whoops! Try and buy this...in this country...I dare you. When you go on line to search for it you get the rude awakening that you can only get a genuine new copy of this movie with the purchase of a Panasonic 3-D Bundle (with rechargable glasses) for $188 (bend over is more like it). Panasonic has the exclusive rights to sell this disc. Then there are people selling the movie watched once for $45. New in the package for $60.

So being the shrewd shopper I'm not...I went to Germany! Virtually of course...and bought a new disc for $24 plus $7 shipping and it will be here in 7 days. Talked about delayed gratification!

Then I got in my new Sigma 70-300 Macro lens for my Nikon...$168! A steal...sooo I also got in my new Epson P3000 multi-media viewer. This 40 gig hard drive bad boy is going to Belize and become the storage unit for all pictures and videos taken during the trip. Bonus: I can also upload music to it and use it as a portable entertainment center. A friend of mine has one of these and raves about it. I've been wanting one since last year's trip to Fiji. Now it's all mine!

Most of my free time from work (which has been damn little) has been spent on my new mission of going a little more minimalistic and a lot less hoarder. I am donating clothes to Goodwill and shrinking my closet by admitting I will never wear (or fit into) some of this stuff ever again.

Anyway, lots going on but I didn't want to lose touch with anyone after the A-Z. This weekend should give me some time to visit your lovely sites and entertain myself with your stellar wordiness!

Damn, May is half over?? One month from now I will be on my boat in Belize. I would like to say I'll be thinking of you but let's be real!

Til next time....

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Mother's Day Weekend Graphs

Well another week has passed since the A-Z ended. I have managed ZERO posts and just spent 2 hours reading blogs from the past four days...and it's Saturday night!!!

Enough about my exciting weekend...time for some "sure to bust a gut" humor...the Weekend Graphs!
I present these beauties for your pleasure (sorry, not ribbed).

Enjoy....
funny graphs - Overthinking: The Greatest Enemy

funny graphs - It Suits You

funny graphs - Actual Drugs Don't Count

funny graphs - Sandwich Guide

funny graphs - The Dark Knight of Gotham vs. The Bishop of Rome

funny graphs - How Long Would You Survive?
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