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Well this Monday Minute session looks right up my alley. I must say I have waited all day for this minute of my time (well actually 5 minutes). Here goes:
What was your "oh no, I'm turning into my Mom/Dad" moment?
When someone in their 30's called me sir...and not in a way that suggested I had just been knighted. Bastard!
What current commercial do you find the most annoying/funny?
I posted this a few days ago and I am still done with it...all those freakin' male enhancement ads. Done I say!
If you could only eat one color food for the rest of your life what would it be?
BLUE. Ever since I heard the joke about no blue food (I think it was George Carlin) I have been on a quest to add more blue to my diet. This would be one sure way to get there. God I love blueberries...
What is your current Facebook/Myspace/Twitter status?
On life support...I think these were just fads of mine to experiment with. The genie is out of the bottle and ya can't go back. When people I didn't want to remember from 20 or 30 years ago starting popping up with friend requests...I was out. Now I barely go on Facebook, and when I do I am like a covert Facebook Ninja...in and out before you know I'm there. I only joined Twitter to
F, Marry, Kill from this list below. Women pick from the men, men pick from the women.
Way too easy...fuck 'em all!!!! I would call it the "Goldilocks Experience"...This one's too Gay, this one's too Old, this one's just Right!
•Snookie (from Jersey Shore), Ellen DeGeneres, Betty White
And that's all she wrote for tonight! Now I gotta go watch Big Break Sandals Resort and answer question number 5 all over again for that show.
9 comments:
It makes me sad that you arent a knight - but i respect you nonetheless and now thanks to your support I respect myself for quiting smoking - You're right - I already feel proud.
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Very funny. I especially like your answer to the last scenario, though I'm wondering which one's "just right." You can't mean Snookie. (?)
xoRobyn
great answers. Goldilocks experience..ha
Where do you train to be a facebook ninja?
I love blueberries too!!
The sir thing got to me, too.
Ally: I've been a knight for a night, if ya know what I mean...
Robyn: With enough Patron she would have to do!
PTM: I didn't really train so much as develope.
Alex: It is a hard subtle blow to the ego for sure.
I love your answer of "F-em all" but I suggest you double wrap it of you get near Snookie.
I hear you on Effbook, the less of it the better.
I agree with you. Betty White is a hottie!!!
Ewwww...you should never touch Snookie.
I fucking hate facebook now....even my mom is on it. Seriously.
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