Monday, August 16, 2010

Today's Apocalypse Sign: It's Monday Again Already???


And here's tonights meet and greet.....no, that's not right...it's the Monday Minute1
If you could have plastic surgery, would you? If so, what would you get done?

You mean like be covered in plastic...hell ya! I'd get a lot a shit done in my body condom! And stay dry and disease free! Wait, that didn't come out right AT ALL! Still can you imagine...Plastic Man! Oh, you meant something completely different, didn't ya?

What laws have you broken?

Way too many to list...plus I'm in witness protection so I can't talk about that concealed weapon I carry.


What is your quirkiest habit?

I load my gun left-handed...and I'm a natural righty! People only make fun of it once...just once.

If you only had 3 songs to listen to for the rest of your life what would they be?

This minute they would be:

Metallica - Master Of Puppets
Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand
Tool - Aenima

 Ask me in ten minutes and I'll give ya three more!

How often do you have sex?

"That depends on what your definition of "have" is...(in my best Bill Clinton voice)"

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And that's all the wackiness for tonight!

1 comment:

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Yeah, I have that weird habit with all of my firearms too. Don't you hate that? I won't make fun of you, and I know you won't make fun of me for it.
Cheers,
xoRobyn

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