A few days ago (alright it was last week) my A-Z buddy Nick Wilford was really more than kind to bestow on me the following award:
I am not sure if I am very creative but I accept all awards that begin with the letter K therefore I must accept and comply. I have answered the 10 questions of Hercules (God, I realized I missed the Monday Minute more than I thought) and while some have answered these with much thought and reverence...you can pretty much tell that did not factor in for me. Then I gave up 10 random things that were safe to divulge to the interwebz. And finally passed this award on to 7 much more deserving folks. I guess I used up my three wishes so all you genies stay put in your bottle!
Thanks Nick for the fun that was the A-Z and for this nice award. Sorry it took so long to get this post up! Any of you who have not stopped by Nick's blog, please give him a visit...I think he's a pretty smart guy and knows a few things about writing.
What is your favorite song?
This varies constantly, but today it's Webb Wilder's Tough It Out. It rocks and makes a strong statement...two good motivators. Crank it!
What is your favorite dessert? Mojave? No wait, you were looking for food right? Okay, a quality cheesecake.
What ticks you off? Doesn't Off keeps ticks away?? Yeah that's it...oh and stupid people.
When you're upset what do you do? I think Sublime said it best in their Two Joints song :) Just kidding...now I take Pepto Bismol.
Which is/was your favorite pet? My two wacko BT's...Caesar and Cornelia...except today Cornelia wins out since Caesar decided to pee on the carpet for no reason!
Which do you prefer to wear, black or white? In this age of political correctness I actually prefer both...sometimes Oreo and sometimes reverse Oreo.
What is your biggest fear? Not aging like a fine wine but rather like an old melon.
What is your attitude mostly? Superior...with a hint of humble. Just the right amount.
What is perfection? A 3000 score on Hundred Pin bowling on the Wii. Yes, I did it.
What is your guilty pleasure? Coming home early from work just coz I want to.
Ten Random Things
1. I took sax and piano lessons as a kid...can't play either one today!
2. My first drunk was as a sophomore/junior in high school...On Boones Farm Strawberry Hill!!
3. I shared a trailer home with 3 buddies back in the late 70's...when we moved out it was destroyed.
4. I bought a monkey's foot at a voodoo shop on Bourbon St.
5. I have played golf at the base of Mt Shasta in California...not well, but I played.
6. I owned a Pinto wagon...it was sweet!
7. A congenital defect in my right knee kept me out of Phys-ed and all school sports after 8th grade. On the bright side I was a member of the chess team!
8. When I was a baby my mother found a black snake curled up in my bassinet. (My dad being a camp director caused us to spend every summer at camp from the time I was born).
9. When the first year Mazda Miatas came out I bought one and it was the most fun car ever. I felt like James Bond driving it. Always parked inside. Never driven in the rain. And when I sold it 17 years later it still had less than 60,000 miles on it.
10. While in Mexico 4 years ago I bought a bottle of absinthe. I have yet to open it. Anyone want to join me in seeing the green fairies?
The seven charmed ones...
Nancy Thompson (my AIC partner in crime)
Sue H. (your stories are the best!)
Sarah (unbelievably unabashed and real)
Cowgirl (just coz she'll hate it!)
Milo (I have two of your works on my Kindle to read)
Crack You Whip (always entertaining and visual)
Chiz (somehow his LSD oozed into my blog so I had to)
Now get to work and share the dirt!
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Monday, May 21, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Monday Is Funday!
I think this just sprang out of my head after a long day at the grist mill (euphanism). I came home to relax for a bit while the dogs fought a caged-match in the middle of the living room. Now that we have rearranged furniture this makes it much easier for them to accomplish. Anyway, since the friggin Dish box died a horrible and quick hard drive death yesteday, I can't watch my new TV again until Wednesday. What the hell is THAT all about!! I had no such karma-type appointment scheduled...
Sooo...I sat down and flipped on the iPod. Here are the five songs I just absorbed...randomly played from God knows how many on this thing:
1. Chicago - Does Anyone Really Know What Time It Is (back to my early youth)
2. Led Zeppelin - No Quarter (one of the grestest songs EVER)
3. Volbeat - Guitar Gangsters and Cadillac Blood (one of my favorite Volbeat songs)
4. The Who - 5:15 (could be my favorite song from Quadrophenia)
5. Lady Gaga - Poker Face (I have no explaination)
I say, I was ready for the evening after all my brain cells were opened at once! There is still no denying the greatness of Page and Townsend.
I may try this more often after work!
How was your Monday?
Sooo...I sat down and flipped on the iPod. Here are the five songs I just absorbed...randomly played from God knows how many on this thing:
1. Chicago - Does Anyone Really Know What Time It Is (back to my early youth)
2. Led Zeppelin - No Quarter (one of the grestest songs EVER)
3. Volbeat - Guitar Gangsters and Cadillac Blood (one of my favorite Volbeat songs)
4. The Who - 5:15 (could be my favorite song from Quadrophenia)
5. Lady Gaga - Poker Face (I have no explaination)
I say, I was ready for the evening after all my brain cells were opened at once! There is still no denying the greatness of Page and Townsend.
I may try this more often after work!
How was your Monday?
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Mid-May Weekend Graphs
Today I present to you 5 things that will make you go, "Hmmm".
I am nothing if not a public servant...
Enjoy!




I am nothing if not a public servant...
Enjoy!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Where The Hell Am I???
This is what I've felt like the last couple of weeks...except no marshmellows! That would have been sweet!! Human smores...
Anyway, I had to take a minute and let everyone know I was still alive. I missed Alex's blogfest which is still bummin' me out. Sorry dude. I have been working like an indentured servant. And I'm still getting used to my dentures...but I don't think that's what that means.
My wife and I had new living furniture delivered (finally) which was a real pain for those poor suckers who had to man-handle two couch units with recliners at each end up a very tight stairway. Plus tables, lamps, and coffee table. Then I had to have the Geek Squad come out and install the new 51" plasma 3-D TV that came FREE with the furniture purchase (Rooms To Go!) They did all the electronics and mounted that bad boy on the wall. Very Badass!! Our very first real living room after 11 years of marriage!
Then I decided I needed a friggin' 3-D movie to test out the blu-ray 3-D player and the TV. My wife and I decided on Avatar. Whoops! Try and buy this...in this country...I dare you. When you go on line to search for it you get the rude awakening that you can only get a genuine new copy of this movie with the purchase of a Panasonic 3-D Bundle (with rechargable glasses) for $188 (bend over is more like it). Panasonic has the exclusive rights to sell this disc. Then there are people selling the movie watched once for $45. New in the package for $60.
So being the shrewd shopper I'm not...I went to Germany! Virtually of course...and bought a new disc for $24 plus $7 shipping and it will be here in 7 days. Talked about delayed gratification!
Then I got in my new Sigma 70-300 Macro lens for my Nikon...$168! A steal...sooo I also got in my new Epson P3000 multi-media viewer. This 40 gig hard drive bad boy is going to Belize and become the storage unit for all pictures and videos taken during the trip. Bonus: I can also upload music to it and use it as a portable entertainment center. A friend of mine has one of these and raves about it. I've been wanting one since last year's trip to Fiji. Now it's all mine!
Most of my free time from work (which has been damn little) has been spent on my new mission of going a little more minimalistic and a lot less hoarder. I am donating clothes to Goodwill and shrinking my closet by admitting I will never wear (or fit into) some of this stuff ever again.
Anyway, lots going on but I didn't want to lose touch with anyone after the A-Z. This weekend should give me some time to visit your lovely sites and entertain myself with your stellar wordiness!
Damn, May is half over?? One month from now I will be on my boat in Belize. I would like to say I'll be thinking of you but let's be real!
Til next time....
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Mother's Day Weekend Graphs
Well another week has passed since the A-Z ended. I have managed ZERO posts and just spent 2 hours reading blogs from the past four days...and it's Saturday night!!!
Enough about my exciting weekend...time for some "sure to bust a gut" humor...the Weekend Graphs!
I present these beauties for your pleasure (sorry, not ribbed).
Enjoy....





Enough about my exciting weekend...time for some "sure to bust a gut" humor...the Weekend Graphs!
I present these beauties for your pleasure (sorry, not ribbed).
Enjoy....
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: A-Z Roundup And Reflection
Well, another A-Z Challenge has come and gone. Isn't it amazing how fast April goes when you have an alphabet-crazed tiger chasing your ass for a whole month and only rests for 4 days?? Wow!
Reflecting back on the 2012 Challenge actually goes back to the end of the 2011 Challenge for me.
2011 was my first challenge. I had only been blogging for 14 months prior to that. My ramblings prior to the challenge (by the way, Alex, I owe it all to you for getting me interested in this) were followed by a few souls who took pity on a noobie and said enough kind things to make me feel good. I gathered 42 new followers during that Challenge that put me at 99 on the end of the 30th of April. I gained 22 new followers the first day as Alex featured my blog (since it started with A) and 186 page visits. I learned that when Alex mentions you at the beginning of the challenge people flock (hey, they're not worn out yet!) so he was instrumental in making my first challenge a success.
2012 Challenge was all up to me. Although Alex did give me a shout out midway through the challenge. Then my damn blog hit counter blew out and I am so pissed because I am sure I crossed the 10,000 hit mark and have nothing to show for it. Those bastards at website-hit-counter.com! So I have no idea where I am on page views.
Okay, back on track. So last year I was in a frenzy all month. I didn't know about scheduling posts, pre-posting or any of that. I would spend each day frantically thinking at work what to post for that day's letter...then I would rush home like a junkie needing a fix and cobble together the most coherent post I could. It was as random and spontaneous as it gets.
Soooo...I decided in all my blogging wisdom that I was going to have all my posts done ahead of time and then sit back and read comments and spend time visiting other bloggers. Ha! What a joke. I procrastinated until the LAST WEEK OF MARCH, then I whipped up the first 6 or 7 posts and felt so proud. I would suddenly start a new post as a subject popped into my mind for a given letter. Once the Challenge started I had 4 or 5 half-done posts scattered all over the alphabet and did bits and pieces on each one off and on. Always trying to stay at least 3 or 4 days ahead. The A-Z tsunami almost took me out at W and Y...but last minute inspiration saved the day(s). Damn, I'm worn out again just writing about it!
I had no chance to keep up a "five new blogs a day" reading habit. The very first day I went to the blog below mine, no post. The next one down...haven't posted in 2 months. A couple over from mine...variation on the same theme. That was wasted time. Then I started looking for blogs that sounded interesting, got some more of the above and posts I was not interested in. Time for a new plan. First day all I read were the blogs I had been following for a while, Challenge participant or not.
Day twos plan was brilliant in my own mind. I started paying back those who commented on my posts! I was assured they were currently in the Challenge and they at least took the time to leave some encouraging words. So that was my new plan: visit those sites that visited me and left a comment. Then I got even more brilliant (is this really possible??) and I started visiting sites I found on those sites of people who visited me! This worked for me. Was I going to get to visit all 1.2 million sites signed up for the A-Z? No. Was I going to be sane after the Challenge? Jury is still out. Was I going to be productive and establish some lasting bonds? I hoped so.
I learned when it came down to it, I could push myself to do something I had committed to versus having to decide to post. As you can tell by the last week, I took a break in posting. But during the Challenge, I would let my dogs go hours without peeing to get a post finished. Crazy, right?
I learned that there are some fantastic (a word I overused in commenting lately but I always meant it) writers out there and some who aspire to be even better. The draft writing, and the detail that you put into your efforts is to be commended. But you are driven. Some of you post your word count or percentage of progress of your latest work. I even picked up a couple free books (and not so free) from Amazon from authors in the Challenge. And bought a Kindle Fire to load them on so when I go to Belize next month...I will be reading them.
I learned that the creativity of the blogosphere is boundless.
Clay Baboons??? Weird name, hilarious site. Stephanie's clay figures and the stories just made my day. I will be a continued follower.
Clarissa and her 26 days of death...wha-what?? After the first one I could not wait for the next day. Well, that intrigued me enough to read further works of hers. And I think you should continue the death thing as like a weekly installment (just not Sundays or no one will read my graphs post).
Sarah Allen, self described "uberdork". Her stuff was great in April.
Shannon, those wild wild west posts could not be put down, even though they were some of the longest reads in the Challenge, I had to finish each one.
Melissa, my attorney (just kidding) but she totally would be if I stole a gator in Kenner. She took me to task for my post on Jury Duty. And I have loved her site ever since! Now I have a place to learn the law...even if most of it only applies in Louisiana.
Jess, thanks again for the new music you pointed me to just by having a gadget on your sidebar I could click on and listen to. Your flash fiction was pretty impressive...you have knowledge beyond your years.
Sue H...what a spellbinding story you told 100 words at a time. Then I read the whole thing at the end and want to see a bigger version.
Hilary and her castles. I think I could spend a year in her world just visiting all those places. Majestic and royal, current or ruins, they were all impressive.
Chiz was too wacky and so imaginative that I swear he was posting while on LSD. Am I wrong?
Stephen the science man covered subjects that I enjoyed with rapt attention when I was in school.
Nancy and her love of Alice in Chains...seriously, I had envisioned that post getting like one comment...from Alex! You go Nancy, I love your writing posts a lot. They were informative and thought provoking.
And Alex, I like Kate too...just so you know ;)
I could go on but even then I would leave someone out. Suffice it to say it was an education, a thrill ride, a fantasy, and a musical romp all rolled into one.
I don't know if this even does justice (as a reflection) to the A-Z experience. I feel part of a club or a community (like Eureka) or some other "bonding by a common cause" type thing. I know the vast majority of people I interact with, follow, or am followed by are established or budding writers. That is not what I do as a daily hobby, sport, or job. I enjoy putting things out there that are in my head, unstructured and random as they may be. I may one day write something beyond this blog that someone may find interesting. But it would be on my terms...I would never change Skylar's name...
Congratulations to all my fellow bloggers who finished this Challenge...on to #3! I think I'll start now...
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Cinqo De Weekend Graphs!
{That means five of the the weekend graphs}
Back again to celebrate Cinqo de Mayo (no that does not mean 5 servings of mayonaise),...here are this weeks graphs. Brought to you by your friends at Pizza Hut and Suds & Duds. Why Didn't I think of serving beer at a laundromat. Such a dumbass!
Anyway, enjoy these beauties to get your summer season started.




Back again to celebrate Cinqo de Mayo (no that does not mean 5 servings of mayonaise),...here are this weeks graphs. Brought to you by your friends at Pizza Hut and Suds & Duds. Why Didn't I think of serving beer at a laundromat. Such a dumbass!
Anyway, enjoy these beauties to get your summer season started.
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