The week it has been and the week it will be. Oh yes, I can predict the future.
HAS BEEN ~
Saturday night my wife and her girlfriends carved pumpkins. I watched the World Series. Obviously we were at two different places...like 20 miles apart. Fours days after a pumpkin is carved it turns moldy and you have to throw it out.
Sunday I spent 3 frickin' hours chasing my tail and learning how useless the internet can be from time to time. The mission: find a way to watch the Packers/Vikings game. Since I am in Texas I am saddled (no pun intended) with watching NFC east games no matter what. So I turned to the internet. Between the videos on youtube (way outdated) and false promises on virtually every promising site I searched for...I found no way to watch this game on my computer. I pathetically resigned myself to watching two helmets march up and down the field (CBS Sports Gametrak) while listening to the Cowboys on TV just waiting for a game break. This sucked beyond belief. At least the Pack won and are now 7 and 0 going into the bye week. Then I watched the Rangers lay an egg in World Series that night.
Monday was the worst day at work in several months. In fact it was a month or more of Mondays snowballed into one giant suck-fest. Apparently the stupid people got the memo to talk to me that day but I was curiously left off the distribution list. By 5PM I was mentally drained and could not get thoughts of homicide out of my head. Good night though...the Rangers won a masterfully pitched game by 25-year old Derek Holland...2-hitter. Rangers lead the series 3-2 and back to the sucko weather in St. Louis.
Tuesday was a trade off at work. The stupid people were all gone but my other worker for the morning texted me she was sick 15 minutes before she was to start. Leaving me 6 1/2 hours handling it all. But like I said the stupid people (I want Marilyn Manson to write THAT song!) left me alone so it was fairly easy. Travel day so no Series game. A nice night watching TV with the wife.
Today was the best day so far. My help showed up for work. As hump days go it was uneventful. Bummer of the day...tonights Series game has been called because of weather. I see a movie and an early night tonight.
WHAT WILL BE
Tomorrow (Thursday for those keeping score) has a change in store. The balmy 80's we have been basking in all week give way to a high of around 50 and rainy crap weather. The morning lows will be hitting the 40's for the next several mornings. Two months ago we were dying in the 100's and full-on drought! They say in Texas, " if you don't like the weather, wait a minute." Game 6 of the series is scheduled for tonight...hopefully that goes off as planned.
The rest of this week weather in the 70's, customers all geared up for this end of the month weekend, business should be brisk, Rangers will win game 6 and their first world series (then the only thing Texas will not have had a hand in for sports championships this year will be hockey, pfft whatever), the Pack will get much needed rest as this is their bye week, and Halloween is fast approaching.
The pumpkin is still going in the trash tomorrow...
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Today's Apocalypse Sign: At Least You Can Count On The Weekend Graphs
Wall Street, nope. Weather, nope. Price of gas, nope. A real post from me, ah, nope.
But you can count on a roaring good time once a week from your friendly weekend graphs.
Stay thirsty my friends...Enjoy!

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But you can count on a roaring good time once a week from your friendly weekend graphs.
Stay thirsty my friends...Enjoy!
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Sunday, October 16, 2011
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Better Late Than Never...The Weekend Graphs
I have had a crazy couple of weeks so I have been kind of MIA. I didn't want to leave out this most expected of Sunday joys...though many probably won't see it til Monday. BTW, if anyone can tell me how to set up streaming TV on my computer so I can watch the Packers every week...please email me.
Without further delay...here are this weeks graphs,
Enjoy!

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Without further delay...here are this weeks graphs,
Enjoy!
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Sunday, October 9, 2011
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Preparing For Halloween...Weekend Graphs.
Fall is upon us and Halloween is fast approaching. Next to Christmas, Halloween is the most money-flowing holiday of the year. But you don't need to spend a cent to be entertained by the weekend graphs.
Enjoy!

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Mad Skills...Just Watch
Just "Tooling" around on youtube after work listening to some of my favorite Tool music to kinda wind down the day...I stumble across this young lady with mad drumming skills. I must have watched 15 different videos of Meytal Cohen demonstrating her talents. I was blown away! Twenty seven years old and she could fill in for the drummer in any of these bands. Her goal is to replace any one of them. Not your average career path for a Jewish girl.
I am not a musician but I am an appreciator of music and musical ability. I perceive the drums to be a fairly skillful endeavor. Seriously, moving all four appendages in different rhythm at the same time seems difficult. I believe Meytal to be hard-core good. That double-pedal bass drum takes some talent. AND she covers some of my favorite music! All of her has her logo and the cymbals were hand made in Turkey. I watched it being done on Modern Marvels one time...they are not cheap.
Some of this music may not be for all of you (Alex, I have no doubt you will dig all these.) Some is a little R-rated...the Disturbed song is quite intense (Robyn cover your ears). And I might add...left me a little flushed after her stunning performance. Take some time and watch some Mad Skills...
This is one of my favorite songs and is a Tool classic. I listen to this every day. She kicks it!
This is a video she put together with a couple other girls for America's Got Talent audition. She didn't get picked for the show but she ended up in a video with Beyonce. Sounds like Apocalyptica...only hotter.
This is one of my favorite Foo Fighters songs and she nails it!
Disturbed is well...disturbing and has some mommy issues, but this is their flagship song and Meytal is stellar! This is the full uncut version so use headphones!
And if you want to see a really great performance, go to youtube and search for her covering Cowboys From Hell by Pantera...it could bring Dime Bag back. Great skill and a look that would go good with Pantera!
Enjoy!
I am not a musician but I am an appreciator of music and musical ability. I perceive the drums to be a fairly skillful endeavor. Seriously, moving all four appendages in different rhythm at the same time seems difficult. I believe Meytal to be hard-core good. That double-pedal bass drum takes some talent. AND she covers some of my favorite music! All of her has her logo and the cymbals were hand made in Turkey. I watched it being done on Modern Marvels one time...they are not cheap.
Some of this music may not be for all of you (Alex, I have no doubt you will dig all these.) Some is a little R-rated...the Disturbed song is quite intense (Robyn cover your ears). And I might add...left me a little flushed after her stunning performance. Take some time and watch some Mad Skills...
This is one of my favorite songs and is a Tool classic. I listen to this every day. She kicks it!
This is a video she put together with a couple other girls for America's Got Talent audition. She didn't get picked for the show but she ended up in a video with Beyonce. Sounds like Apocalyptica...only hotter.
This is one of my favorite Foo Fighters songs and she nails it!
Disturbed is well...disturbing and has some mommy issues, but this is their flagship song and Meytal is stellar! This is the full uncut version so use headphones!
And if you want to see a really great performance, go to youtube and search for her covering Cowboys From Hell by Pantera...it could bring Dime Bag back. Great skill and a look that would go good with Pantera!
Enjoy!
Monday, October 3, 2011
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Riddle Me This Batman...
Proving once again you can put ANYTHING on TV, these 5 pictures are from the latest reality TV series. Get down and dirty and figure it out...link to the video answer at the bottom.
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| Wow! |
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| That dog on the left just ain't right... |
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| I thought Burl Ives was dead... |
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| I think I've seen him at the C&W music awards, right? |
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| Nice sty dude...did you dye those bristles? |
GO Here for the answer>>> ANSWER
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Don't Let It Go To Your Head...Weekend Graphs That Is!
Here we are at the end of another week and another month. Entering the seasons of hauntings (Halloween), thankfulness (Thanksgiving), and jubilation (Christmas and its many religious variants).
The Weekend Graphs are your chance to celebrate like a holiday fool every seven days!! Pretty cool I would say.
This week includes a wild ride at the finish...be absolutely sure to watch the video at the end. Weigh in on your thoughts...
Enjoy!

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I really just liked the guy saying his own name...
The Weekend Graphs are your chance to celebrate like a holiday fool every seven days!! Pretty cool I would say.
This week includes a wild ride at the finish...be absolutely sure to watch the video at the end. Weigh in on your thoughts...
Enjoy!
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Euthanasia Coaster from Julijonas Urbonas on Vimeo.
I really just liked the guy saying his own name...
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