Monday, June 28, 2010

Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Monday Minute

Monday Minute

Here's my first ride on this merry-go-round...it sounded fun so what the hell!



Has anyone you've known personally lived to at least 100?
No, and my plans are to be the first one in the family to do so...they will be so proud, posthumously of course.

What material possession do you value the most?
It varies from day to day as I am a man of fickleness...but generally it's Chapstick.

What do you think happens to us after we die?
According to Ghost Whisperer we have some kind of 12-Step amends program before we can party in the light!

Most embarrassing item in your house?
The riding crop under the bed...the dog keeps dragging it out whenever we have guests over...no other time, just then.

If you could rename yourself, what would your name be?
Holy Shit! ...can you use punctuation in a name? Would this be a hit at parties or what? I know Prince tried the symbol thing but that was just stupid. Wait...maybe Stupid Shit! what a way to be introduced..."Sir, do you know Stupid Shit?" No one will say yes! I may have to give this some more thought...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, you got me on the riding crop under the bed. Please draw diagram on that? what the fuck is a riding crop and why does it fit under your bed?

Chuck said...

WVW: See today's post for your answer...I keep forgetting some of you lead sheltered lives:)

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