Sunday, April 25, 2010

Todays Apocalypse Sign: Shape-Shifting Pets

This may be a sign of the apocalypse for real. I have long suspected my dog of either being possessed, bi-polar, or having a split personality. I have never been able to fully determine which of these it is.

But today while fooling around with my new Fuji FinePix point and shoot, I think I have stumbled on what is really the cause of Caesar's mental state...he is an alien shape-shifter! No shit.

The camera, as we all know, catches things the human eye misses. Today I was in the right place at the right time and caught the following action.

You decide if what you see below justifies my statement above. Take a look:

Click on the pictures to enlarge. This is necessary.



Caesar just sitting by my desk. I wanted to try the new camera and get a few shots of him. But strangely I could not get him to look directly at me. Very suspicious...



Then he kind of half turns and gives me this evil look like only he knows whats going on and there is nothing I can do about it. Still not making direct eye contact, just a furtive sideways look...


THERE! You see that! Just at the exact moment I snapped the shutter...BAM..shape-shift occurs! See how he bent time AND space. You do see it right?


Now a completely different and normal dog-like expression. Like, "What? What are you looking at? Nothing happened. Keep playing with your camera."

If there are other dogs out there like this and they are communicating on the sub-audio dog frequency, humans are in big trouble.

So get your cameras out you dog owners and see if you can catch your dog shape-shifting. I know I can't have the only one.

Will I be sleeping with one eye open now...you bet

2 comments:

Copyboy said...

Hmmm...you might be on to something. Though I think you should just assume it's only the dogs. I have a shifty-eyed spider plant at work.

Angie said...

Haha that's funny. And your dog is adorabl!

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