Sunday, June 3, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: My Birthday Weekend Graphs!!

Well today being my birthday and getting to the age where they need to come waaaay slower than they do, I offer up not 5 but 6 scintillating bits of entertainment for your viewing pleasure.

Happy birthday to me and good luck to you!

Enjoy...


funny graphs - It's Not Hard


funny graphs - Types of Love



funny graphs - Construction Site Hand Signals

funny graphs - Graphic Violence


funny graphs - How Cameras Work


Just in case you like to frequent the Bell at midnight, this is for you!

funny graphs - Life Cycle of a 7/11 Taquito

19 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Happy birthday Chuck! Yes, we are at that age where the birthdays need to slow down. I'd like to stop acknowledging them all together.
First one is so true - why would anyone think it doesn't make a sound in the forest?
And I will never look at construction workers the same way again. Or penguins.

Anonymous said...

¡Feliz cumpleaños, Chuck! And thanks for the laughs, as always.

Hootin Anni said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. You do know that this is the 3rd of June...the day that Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahachee Bridge....right?

Anyway I hope you can make all the beautiful Butt Music you want today...it's your special day. But, if it's brown, flush it down!!!

SueH said...

Happy Birthday! (spookily, just a week after my own!)
Thanks for the graphs - still laffin' ! :-D

Nick Wilford said...

That last one is epic. Michael Bay's brain, lol... I can't say I've ever been a big fan of that director.

And the camera one reminds me of my wedding pictures. As there were about a hundred cameras going off at once, my eyelids were flickering insanely (as can be seen in the video) and in most of the pics my eyes are closed.

Nick Wilford said...

Oops, forgot. Happy Birthday! :D

Anonymous said...

Hey Chuck, thanks for stopping by. I can always send you a copy of Breakthrough in the mail as Amazon severely restricts any other kind of download for the 90 days.

Just reply to stephen.tremp@yahoo.com with an adress I can send it to and I'll get it out sometime this week.

Chuck said...

Alex: Thanks. I just watched an episode of Awake involving Wilmer Valderamma dressed as a penguin. Weird.

Milo: And thanks to you for writing such great stories!

Anni: I remember that song as a kid...maybe that's why! No Mexican food for me tonight.

Sue: Well Happy Birthday back atcha!

Nick: Wedding photos are the hardest to take and the hardest to be in. Thanks for the wishes!

Stephen: Thanks! I will email you today. I just started Opening this week. Thanks again!!

Crack You Whip said...

Loved all of these! Thanks for brightening MY day:)

Happy Birthday to You!

(Don't make me sing it...cause I will.)

Shannon Lawrence said...

Happy Birthday, Chuck!!

Loved the graphic violence!

Arlee Bird said...

Happy Birthday. That was a hilarious post. One of the best I've seen lately.


Lee
Tossing It Out

Susan Bodendo/Super Earthling said...

Yay! As I write this it’s about 11:15 p.m. on Sunday night, which means I’m not too late to wish you a VERY happy birthday, Chuck! :D

Loved the images—they were all hilarious. Nothing better than starting and ending the day with a smile.

Chiz said...

Happy belated birthday, Chuck!

I definitely have a 'showmance' with Game of Thrones. Also, the last construction worker signal was absolutely hilarious.

Chuck said...

Whip: You never know, I might like a rendition of that song...Thanks.

Shannon: That graphic violence was priceless to me. May even use it as wallpaper at work.

Lee: Thanks! and Thanks!!

Earthling: Never to late to the party...thanks.

Chiz: Thanks, man. Speaking of construction workers, were you ever into the Village People??? Getting a little worried.

Pat Tillett said...

Happy Birthday my friend! I'm happy to say that times seems to have slowed down a bit for me. I hope it stays that way.

Despite the graph (and now because of it), I want taquitos and I want them now. Oh yeah, I'd also like an extra side order of that green chemical to dip them in....

Chuck said...

Pat: Thanks and I sure would like to slow down more. That was one sadistic hombre, that taquito.

The Man-Cave said...

Happy birthday Chuck! The Michael Bay thing has me cracking up because it's so true!

Chuck said...

Geof: Yeah that one took a lot of someones creative mind to come up with.

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Chuck .. couldn't comment on today's post! But I did think of you last weekend .. you share a birthday with one of my best friends .. hope you had a great weekend ..

We've had so much going on here - so I do agree these birthdays come rocking around way too quickly ..

Cheers Hilary

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