Saturday, June 9, 2012

Today's Apocalypse Sign: My Andy Rooney-ish Side, Briefly

I read an article today in a magazine, it was by Dr. Alex Mustard (no shit). Does anyone else think to themselves "Dr Mustard, in the Conservatory, with the Candlestick" ?

On the Viagra commercial you are supposed to call a doctor for any erection lasting longer than 4 hours (you wish). But can you really do that if some of the side effects are loss of vision and hearing?


This is how I know kids are not getting any brighter...




I am absolutely sure there is more to come...

6 comments:

Hootin Anni said...

Oh man....you reminded me of a Jack in the Box Commercial that aired quite a while ago...with Jack at his parents' home, visiting. And Jack's father was in the kitchen and yelled out, "It's been longer than 4 hours.".

The mother just sat at the dining room table looking quite nonchalant.

It was funny....and I only saw it once. I imagine the 'do gooder' saintly people that are out there with nothing better to do with their life, filed complaints to J in the B, hence no more 4 hour burger commercials.


A CLEAN BREAK is my post today.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Couldn't watch the video, but kids are getting dumber.

Arlee Bird said...

Too much time on their hands. I wonder what their school grades are like.... I wonder if they're still in school.


Lee
A Faraway View

Chuck said...

Anni: I remember the JITB commercial and at first I was stunned...then I fell out of my chair laughing. I think I saw it twice.

Alex: Were you not able to see the video or did you choose not to watch it?

Lee: These are the guys trying to figure out how to assemble your Big Mac correctly!

Pat Tillett said...

I remember the JITB commercial!
This video was kind of sick. If that was my kid, I'd euthanize him...

Chuck said...

Pat: Just proves that a group of dumbasses are still dumbasses, no matter how many brains are involved. I grew up with some guys who would have gone in for this sort of thing.

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