Sunday, August 28, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Inspite Of The Heat, Earthquakes, and Hurricanes...The Weekend Graphs Roll On

With all the weather varieties whipping around the country (Dallas, Day 62 of 100+ temps), there is no better momentary distraction than the Weekend Graphs! (As long as your electricity is still working that is). Be sure and participate in the last graph.

Enjoy, my friends, and keep your head down!

funny graphs - Classic: You're Probably the Least Funny Human I Know
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funny graphs - Augh, Did I Make It 1337Hax0r or 1337haxZ0r?
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Bad spelling is not my fault! SECURITY


funny graphs - Classic: Sometimes I Wish It Was
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funny graphs - You Won't Get Me This Time, Grammar Troll
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I’m going to assume that purple description grammar error is on purpose.

And now for the coolest graph yet.... CLICK to enlarge and play along!

funny graphs - Born In the Year of the Undead
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I am a SPY...what are you?

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Jackyl

I only have one question...

Kick it boys!




This song is almost 20 years old and still kicks ass!

I think my header change did the trick...coz the answer to that question is...


TODAY
On less than a 5% chance! Now it stinks outside since everything is now dead AND wet!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: And The Heat Goes On...And the Heat Goes On

...to paraphrase an old Sonny and Cher tune. It looks like we will for sure will hit 60 days of triple-digit heat, for this summer, by the end of the week. I am sure it will continue into next week and threaten the 1980 record of 69 days. There has been virtually no rain to speak of for almost two months now. All the lake levels in north Texas are so low the boat ramps are several feet ABOVE the water level. Boating is dangerous simply because the low levels have brought sand bars and tree stumps in to play everywhere. Even diving off a boat can be hazardous.

In an obviously voodoo-minded attempt to bring a cooling effect to my corner of the blogging world, I have even gone so far as to "chill out" my formerly fire and brimstone blog header. The cooler blue color just might help. Anyway, its worth a try.

How are you coping with the heat where you are? Like this maybe...

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Yes, Unfortunately, It Does Make Your Ass Look Big...

No, not the last words of a soon to be dead man....it's the Weekend Graphs and all that that entails. I hope you find these as amusing as I do.


funny graphs - If This Is True, I Should Always Carry a Cheeseburger
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funny graphs - Getting Creative
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funny graphs - If It Weren't for This Feeling, I'd Never Floss
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funny graphs - Well, My Sinuses Are Clear Now
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And for those craving a little Monty Python throwback, 'ere ya go mate...

funny graphs - I'd Wear This In Your General Direction
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Hope you had a swell weekend!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Well Copyboy over at Not Worth Mentioning made a nice little sign message with Atom Smasher. Since this was easier to use than the last generator he posted about, I dove right in and "made up my own little sign". And it won't be "blocking out the scenery or breakin' my mind". And it's not "do this, don't do that can't ya read the sign".

But it is a quick post for a brutally hot August night...

Pretty cool if I say so myself!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: The Weekend In Black And White

I'll be back in the swing of  posting more often soon. For now, a black and white moment of tenderness.


Cornelia

I only have eyes for you...and you.


Linked to The Weekend In Black And White.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Today's Apocalypse Sign: Part Deux: Dogs OF Winter Reprise

After watching a reminder of last winter over at Wanna Buy A Duck...I felt compelled to post this video again. Still makes me laugh and, yes, I feel a little cooler now. Also, my dogs are still insane.



Thanks Manzanita for the inspiration and a little bit of a chill on this hot day!


130 shopping days til Christmas...


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