Monday, December 17, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: I Am Calling A Double Shot End To This Year's Dead Pool
Just 4 more shopping days before the (potentially) last blogfest of our time. I recommend buying food and water...then weapons...then inviting me over!
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The Celebrity Dead Pool
This year's event has concluded with a double shot:
Senator Daniel Inouye of Hawaii has passed away at the age of 88 of respiratory complications. He was mentioned in a post of mine last week which makes me feel a little weird.
Jack Hanlon the last surviving actor from the 1926 Buster Keaton silent movie "The General" and two 1927 "Our Gang" movies passed away at 96 in Las Vegas. I cannot even begin to imagine all the evolution of society he saw. Can you grasp being in a silent movie AND living in the age of Facebook?? And everything in between. Wow.
RIP Dan and Jack.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Blogfest Reminder and The Weekend Graphs
Just a quick reminder about the Blogfest next Friday. Go here to sign up if you haven't already. Several people have emailed regarding the timing of this event but the Mayans set the date, not me! I know a few who have signed up already and are going to pre-post so if you can make it, we would all love to get your take on this...even if you will be busy that day and beyond. Visit where you can when you can.
Now to the meat of today...the Christmas Season Weekend graphs Part I. I myself will be on vacation from the 22nd (that's right, I'm survivin') through the 29th. I will have the graphs locked and loaded for next Sunday before I leave so you will have some holiday cheer (as long as the power doesn't go out like Revolution).
Today we are Chrismas holiday themed. I hope you enjoy. Oh yeah, one bonus graph for you recyclers.
Enjoy!!
I least I know where I am on this line when I start believing in Santa again...
You would have done the same thing, admit it!
Oh yes, the season of the 'Nog is upon us..ummm...ummm.ummm
Venn Diagram Of Deliciousness
The Dude abides...bring on the Caucasian Russian, man....
All of them see you while you're sleeping...
Bonus Post Apocalypse Graph
Friday, December 14, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Deja Vu 2012 Blogfest
Almost missed this one but luckily got in (maybe last again) in the nick of time. I chose to repost my least viewed A-Z Challenge post from April of this year. Strange that it was what most would consider a polarizing topic and yet garnered only 9 comments. I deemed it valuable enough information to give it a second life. Please consider seriously the topic before you.
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Originally publishing for the F post on the 2012 A-Z Challenge
The FDA
Does this symbol make you feel warm, fuzzy and reassured?
Is it reassuring that the FDA's process is redundant and thorough so no chance of any dangerous drug getting through to the public exists?
Yeah, me either.
Why has the FDA forced the cigarette industry to include all manner of warnings (graphic and otherwise) yet stopped short of banning smoking for carcinogenic poisoning of the public (including kids)?
And why do they approve only 3 methods legally allowed to be prescribed for the treatment of any form of cancer? They are: Surgery (traumatic and debilitating), Radiation (something that causes cancer to treat cancer? Is this Dr Suess medicine), Chemotherapy (see Radiation above).
MONEY
That is the answer. Big Pharma money, cancer research and oncology medicine money, money thrown at the FDA by the same companies that seek their approval. My God, in this economy, what kind of hit do you think the nation would take if all cigarettes, cigars, and pipes were declared illegal tomorrow? Add to that, what would happen if all-organic and natural cures for virtually every disease were allowed to be openly offered to every patient as a legitimate alternative to side-effect laden drugs and crippling treatments? The ripple effect of this being grants for research drying up, institutions of higher medical learning rendered unnecessary, etc.
Society as we know it in the USA would be in total chaos. The economy today would look like the biggest boom ever compared to the next few weeks. Worse yet, in an ironic twist of cruel fate, too many people would continue to live. We need a certain amount of death to occur as this planet grows a population out of control every year. Right? Soylent Green is people.
More sinister than that, what if THAT is the real reason behind the FDA? Seriously, a government agency that has the power to STOP gruesome smoking related deaths and they do nothing but make it a choice for the public. Yet this same agency will not allow a doctor to refer me to the Burzynski Clinic for proven cancer curing treatments. In fact this clinic has been targeted on numerous occasions for illegally prescribing unauthorized treatments. It is now "FDA approved" for Stage III clinical trials (must meet criteria). The criteria is "DND"...Damned Near Dead from radiation, surgery, or chemo first.
As my only politically opinion-laced post of the Challenge (I hope), I ask you to write your senator and congressman and plead with them to disband the FDA. For some of us, they have already killed family and loved ones in the name of greed and profit. If or when you receive any medical diagnosis of some seriousness, please do your homework and do not be talked into anything. That is the medical community's biggest weapon. Fear and urgency. Resist. Research. Nothing is going to kill you in two days.
Unless you give the doctors the chance.
Thanks for listening. On to G.
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Choose YOUR Apocalypse If You Dare
Well folks we are about down to it...the end of the 5000 year Mayan calendar. If you look over to your right you see my countdown calendar ticking down...down...down. Of course for those of you across the pond, unfortunately you'll be first to go!
In tribute to this day that we will only see once in our lifetime, my friend Shannon and I are co-hosting a blogfest of Apocalyptic proportions. It is...
"Perhaps you've heard, or maybe not, but the world is ending Friday, December 21, 2012, or so say the Mayans (or at least the people who have decided this is what the Mayans had to say). How am I preparing? Why, by having a party! Come join Shannon, of The Warrior Muse, and myself for the Choose Your Own Apocalypse Blog Fest, next Friday, December 21, 2012.
In tribute to this day that we will only see once in our lifetime, my friend Shannon and I are co-hosting a blogfest of Apocalyptic proportions. It is...
Choose Your Own Apocalypse Blogfest
"Perhaps you've heard, or maybe not, but the world is ending Friday, December 21, 2012, or so say the Mayans (or at least the people who have decided this is what the Mayans had to say). How am I preparing? Why, by having a party! Come join Shannon, of The Warrior Muse, and myself for the Choose Your Own Apocalypse Blog Fest, next Friday, December 21, 2012.
Assuming the world doesn't end until later in the day, it should be quite the party!
You see, while many people think the world really is going to end on Friday, the 21st, most of them can't agree on HOW. Will it be an alien invasion? Zombies? Collision with a mighty meteor? The super flu? Solar flares? Oh my, there are so many ways the world could conceivably end, but what we want to know is how you, yes YOU, think it will happen.
The rules are simple:
1. Choose your apocalypse
2. Sign up on the linky below
3. Tell us how you prepared for your survival amongst everyone else's demise
4. Describe your apocalypse and how it's going down
5. Make sure the badge is displayed on your blog
6. Visit your fellow survivors and see how their world ended
Other than that, make it whatever you'd like!
We've only got a week before the world ends, so please help get the word out! "
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: This Ones For Alex
Congrats Alex...you deserve all the credit and accolades you have received during this blogfest.
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Well, I have never been a first commenter on Alex's site. Maybe once but I'm not sure. Usually by the time I read the days post on Alex's blog at least hundred people have already commented. So for this blogfest I thought I would go for the gusto and try to be the Last entrant and poster.
Alex was one of my first followers and for that I will always be grateful. He is a loyal friend who never fails to comment on any of the drivel I have put out there over the last two years. To the point I feel bad when I miss one of his posts. He has commenting on a hundred blogs down to an art form of sincerity. The highest praise I can give for this is the simple statement that if Alex is the only one to comment on one of my posts, its been worth the time it took to write it.
Who is Alex? What does he look like? Who would play him in a movie?
I do not have the slightest clue, truth be told. I could be whimsical and comedic in my answers in my answers but today I don't feel like following the rules or being cavalier. I want to say just a few things totally not in the spirit of a "roast" type format. No ninja death here today!
Alex has created something literally from nothing. His site (like every other) started at ground zero. He chose to mold it into what it is today. A blog that is looked toward for help by struggling and underconfidant writers - aspiring and newly published. His ISWG weekly get-togethers have no doubt helped several writers with issues they once dealt with on their own or thought no one else was facing.
I suspect Alex looks different to each of his followers based on how he has helped them. Warrior. Cowboy. Cosbolt pilot, Yes, even truly a Ninja (how does he do his Santa-like visits to so many blogs?) I see him as a regular guy. One I would love to discuss/debate music, movies and good trivia with. And have maybe a drink or two.
I find his writing engaging and visual. Two musts for me. Both of his published books have captivated me and reeled me in like a fish. I can say honestly that I am waiting anxiously for his third book and hoping he is willing to continue writing after this trilogy is done. I certainly will read whatever he writes next. And thanks to Alex, I have discovered others I enjoy reading, Nancy, Stephen, Milo...to name a few.
Alex is one of the good guys. The fact he is endlessly supportive to so many, underscores that fact. The writers he features on his site surely benefit from the increased exposure. Giving back is his strong suit. Co-hosting the A-Z Challenge is one of his biggest give-backs on a huge stage. He takes the time to respond to all his commenters no matter how many. The personal touch. He inspired me to do the same.
In summary, even though he is by his own words "not a big fan of Led Zeppelin" (a flaw I rarely forgive in people who have any sense of music history) I can look past that and say, I am a better blogger, person, and internet presence because I have "met" him.
That is who he is.
Enjoy your blogfest Alex.
Now a treat from youtube...
Today's Apocalypse Sign: What's Next? And The Dead Pool Update
I have received several (alright 4) inquiries into what the future may hold for this here blog after the 21st of this month. Things like will there be a post on the 22nd? will your blog name change? do you wear boxers or briefs? Wha-what??? That might have been Robyn's question.
Anyway, I honestly only began thinking about that name change thing the last couple weeks. But in the end I feel there will still be enough uncertainty in the reading of the daily "tea leaves" so to speak, that I can find plenty to blather on about for years to come in regards to apocalyptic events. The Mayan references will have to go but there will certainly be something that I can replace it with. We shall see on that score
I am sure I will post on the 22nd (unless I choose option 4 on the party planners guide) as I will have to at least let you know that there was not a mini-Apocalypse that only struck where moi lives.
As far as the underwear question...I say let them eat pizza! More string cheese pleeeze!!
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DEAD POOL UPDATE
I have been watching the news but reluctant to pull the trigger on number three. There is really a lot of death to find if you go looking for it. Jenni Rivera died in a plane crash and even though she was apparently well known and really hot looking...in the end I have never really heard of her and I only considered her for number three since she is married to the baseball player with the coolest name...Esteban Loaiza. It just rolls off the tongue in a sing-song kind of way. But in the end I decided not to choose her. Now I am struggling to determine if I am indeed being too subjective and not just playing the cards as they fell. So if by some chance you actually drew her name from the hat...I guess you win. In the shallow end of the pool.
I also am keeping an eye on G.H.W. Bush who has been hospitalized...Senator Daniel Inouye 88, the 50-year Senator from Hawaii who is hospitalized. And even Freddy Muniz who, as young as he is, had a mini-stroke...at 28???
I am of the mind to let this thing percolate a little longer as this season of overindulgence has just begun and all options should be left open.
We have Larry Hagman as #1, Zig Ziglar as #2 and if you you have any candidates worthy of consideration that have passed on please bring them up.
By the way, I saw the Stones open for Monday Night Football tonight...don't bother picking any of them (unless maybe Bill Wyman) they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
Anyway, I honestly only began thinking about that name change thing the last couple weeks. But in the end I feel there will still be enough uncertainty in the reading of the daily "tea leaves" so to speak, that I can find plenty to blather on about for years to come in regards to apocalyptic events. The Mayan references will have to go but there will certainly be something that I can replace it with. We shall see on that score
I am sure I will post on the 22nd (unless I choose option 4 on the party planners guide) as I will have to at least let you know that there was not a mini-Apocalypse that only struck where moi lives.
As far as the underwear question...I say let them eat pizza! More string cheese pleeeze!!
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DEAD POOL UPDATE
I have been watching the news but reluctant to pull the trigger on number three. There is really a lot of death to find if you go looking for it. Jenni Rivera died in a plane crash and even though she was apparently well known and really hot looking...in the end I have never really heard of her and I only considered her for number three since she is married to the baseball player with the coolest name...Esteban Loaiza. It just rolls off the tongue in a sing-song kind of way. But in the end I decided not to choose her. Now I am struggling to determine if I am indeed being too subjective and not just playing the cards as they fell. So if by some chance you actually drew her name from the hat...I guess you win. In the shallow end of the pool.
I also am keeping an eye on G.H.W. Bush who has been hospitalized...Senator Daniel Inouye 88, the 50-year Senator from Hawaii who is hospitalized. And even Freddy Muniz who, as young as he is, had a mini-stroke...at 28???
I am of the mind to let this thing percolate a little longer as this season of overindulgence has just begun and all options should be left open.
We have Larry Hagman as #1, Zig Ziglar as #2 and if you you have any candidates worthy of consideration that have passed on please bring them up.
By the way, I saw the Stones open for Monday Night Football tonight...don't bother picking any of them (unless maybe Bill Wyman) they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Today's Apocalypse Sign: Let's Get To It - Zombie Apocalypse
Many people think and wish for a Zombie Apocalypse (ZA). This is a curious fetish along the lines of being star-struck by a murderer in prison and then wanting to be with (or marry) them. Well, if this is your thing then we need to cover this possibility for 12.21.12.
Let's start with a primer for a pandemic caused ZA. (If you planned some Pandemic Pictionary from yesterday's post, give yourself bonus points). What better way to start than with an educational film.
This film was released on SyFy back in 2011 and took place in 2011. It is pandemic-based and zombies chase our heros to Catalina Island for refuge. How Ving Rhames does not go "down right medieval on their zombie asses" and save the world is to waste what he learned in Pulp Fiction. I have never seen this movie but I am sure it has loads of tips on what to do and not do in regards to ZA. {I have seen Zombieland and Woody gives some good tips too.}
Next, you need to dress the part. You can get the latest zombie T-Shirts at where else...Zombie T-Shirts! One of my personal favorites is this beauty...
I also recommend some protective clothing and a good start would be...what else? attack dog training suit! Bonus is it protects your neck too.
Now you are ready for some home security. Here is a genius method you could take care of this weekend at your local Academy Sports store.
This would allow you to literally shoot zombies like fish in a barrel as they endlessly try to keep walking to get into your house. Be sure to keep your electric bill paid...you'll need plenty of juice!!
Weaponry is now in order. Let's start with blades...get as many as you can! Go to Zombie Tools and check out some of the badass blades you can buy today! Start with these beauties...
There are many other choices including smaller personal defense blades you will want to carry on your person at all times. Not cheap but these products will not break or let you down so go get ya some!
Okay, last for today is the firepower you need to stop the brain bunglers from a safe distance. If you can't trust the validity of ask.com chiming in on the ZA who can you trust? Best Guns for the Zombie Apocalyse are right here for your evaluation. My first selection would be...
My next selection would be the Remington 870 shotgun with a sidesaddle for serious splattering power. A 45-cal and 357 for a personal sidearm, a Tommy gun with a 100-round drum and the coup de gras...the flame thrower!!
This should get you started on your way to self protection and getting your band of brothers ready to defend. What? You don't have a band of brothers?? Maybe that should have been at the very top of the list...well if you haven't made any friends you can count on, maybe your brain should be eaten.
How are you preparing?
More to come....
Educate Yourself
Let's start with a primer for a pandemic caused ZA. (If you planned some Pandemic Pictionary from yesterday's post, give yourself bonus points). What better way to start than with an educational film.
This film was released on SyFy back in 2011 and took place in 2011. It is pandemic-based and zombies chase our heros to Catalina Island for refuge. How Ving Rhames does not go "down right medieval on their zombie asses" and save the world is to waste what he learned in Pulp Fiction. I have never seen this movie but I am sure it has loads of tips on what to do and not do in regards to ZA. {I have seen Zombieland and Woody gives some good tips too.}
Dress For The Kill
Next, you need to dress the part. You can get the latest zombie T-Shirts at where else...Zombie T-Shirts! One of my personal favorites is this beauty...
We Must Protect This House!
Now you are ready for some home security. Here is a genius method you could take care of this weekend at your local Academy Sports store.
This would allow you to literally shoot zombies like fish in a barrel as they endlessly try to keep walking to get into your house. Be sure to keep your electric bill paid...you'll need plenty of juice!!
Zombie Blades
Weaponry is now in order. Let's start with blades...get as many as you can! Go to Zombie Tools and check out some of the badass blades you can buy today! Start with these beauties...
| This is the Apokatana - must have. |
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| The Mack Daddy-O is 42 inches and 4 pounds of Zombie stopping power |
The Armory
Okay, last for today is the firepower you need to stop the brain bunglers from a safe distance. If you can't trust the validity of ask.com chiming in on the ZA who can you trust? Best Guns for the Zombie Apocalyse are right here for your evaluation. My first selection would be...
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| M16 with the M203 grenade launcher For single or group kills |
This should get you started on your way to self protection and getting your band of brothers ready to defend. What? You don't have a band of brothers?? Maybe that should have been at the very top of the list...well if you haven't made any friends you can count on, maybe your brain should be eaten.
How are you preparing?
More to come....
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